March 2012
3 posts
Ellen Degeneres for President.
February 2012
198 posts
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
“‘I drank all the time and was at home as little as possible. I lived like a man...”
– Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice (via thebeginningsofalways)
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foundingfatherquotes:
The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid cruelties, and the greatest miseries that have afflicted the human race, have had their origin in this thing called revelation or revealed religion.
Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason Part Two, 1795
“Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to...”
– Buddha (via a-recovered-life)
Emmett: Why do I always give my heart away to trash?
Brian: Because you want to see it in the dumpster.
moonbehindclouds:
Amy: Mom, Dad is being EXCRUCIATING!Dr. Abbott: Excruciating literally means to feel the pain of crucifixion. While my law may be difficult at times, I think we can both agree that Jesus had it a bit tougher.Amy: He didn’t live here.
meltingconfetti:
Andy: I need something that says Country Doctor. I know! An umbrella. Ephram: That says Singing English Nanny. Andy: Nevermind.
